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1. No matter how many lasagna’s you stack on top of each other, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna
   
2. Dear therapist, I might actually come see you if your job title didn`t spell out “the rapist” Sincerely, not lying down.
   
3. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes...
   
4. So after vacuuming with the new Dyson, I`m pleasantly surprised to learn that the carpet upstairs is actually hardwood.
   
5. Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside.
   
6. Just found a shopping list in this cart that said, "Beer, wine, crap like that", so apparently my soulmate is still out there.
   
7. I found a spider in my shoe. He looks ridiculous, they`re way too big for him.
   
8. How come the voices inside of a crazy person`s head never say shit like "hey, go to the gym" or "hey, cure cancer" or "hey, don`t be crazy"?
   
9. Why would you live in a place where the air hurts your face?
   
10. Marriage: where all the excitement, laughter and sex is gone but she’s still there.
    
11. I`m already an idiot, I just need a village.
    
12. I wish I had money so I could be eccentric instead of just weird.
    
13. Do short people start their childhood stories with "when I was little", too?
    
14. The less you know, the more you think you do.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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