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1. A zip line but from the sofa to the fridge
   
2. “Do you have a charger?” is the new “Could I bum a cigarette?”
   
3. "Kids are great when you need help around the house." - People who don`t have kids
   
4. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
   
5. Women have all the answers, to all of your questions, and you don`t even have to ask.
   
6. u smile i smile u laugh i laugh u cry i`ll go get a bat and say who`s gonna get it
   
7. I would gladly believe in a religion that gives me free pizza and says people who squeeze the toothpaste tube from the center go to hell.
   
8. Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great,I know this is too much for u,so here is a shortcut-Just think about me
   
9. Apologising does not mean you are wrong and the other person is right, it just means you value your relationship more than your ego.
   
10. How can there be more horses asses than there are horses?
    
11. Once in a while, someone amazing will come into your life. And here I am!
    
12. Size does matter ... When ordering a pizza
    
13. We’ve solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.
    
14. Roasted beef is like regular beef except the cows family tells embarrassing stories about it, which are tough and tasteless.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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