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1. Optimism? Sure, it`s worth a try. I don`t see how acting like an eye doctor is gonna help, but whatever.
   
2. Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.
   
3. The invention of the shovel must have been ground-breaking.
   
4. I`m not really much of a plumber, but I have laid some pipe before.
   
5. My theory on housework is, if the item doesn´t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be.
   
6. Life is never more confusing than when three people get together to order one pizza.
   
7. I grew up in a town where the population never changed… Every time a girl got pregnant, a guy left town
   
8. Calm down shouty museum man. I think it`s pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.
   
9. I`d rather run a marathon than listen to someone talk about running a marathon.
   
10. Understanding women number 476,395: Women like to talk about their feelings.
    
11. According to WebMD, MedicineNet, Healthline, Mayo Clinic, Symptom Checker, NetDoctor, MedlinePlus, Johns Hopkins and InfoMedNet, I`m OCD.
    
12. Cleavage is like the sun, you can look... But its dangerous to stare
    
13. I don’t care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
    
14. Sometimes my mind wanders, other times it leaves completly. ;)
    
    
    
    
    
    

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