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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. I wish my mind had a delete button.
  2. The loudest possible way to open a bag of chips is to try and do it quietly.
  3. I love living single, drinking double, and sleeping triple.
  4. I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get...well you know...Oreos.
  5. Mario Bros. Plumbing ????? (69 Reviews) Hired them to clear my drain, stomped my turtle to death and ran off with my girlfriend.
  6. Facebook is like a fridge. When you`re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there`s anything good in it
  7. Whenever there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
  8. I’m in no shape to exercise.
  9. Jogging backwards because I`m trying to gain a little weight
  10. Actually officer, I`d prefer to think that vodka smells like me.
  11. If it wasn`t for pizza delivery, you wouldn`t see me shoveling a walkway.
  12. I don`t know why they call it Everclear. I drink that stuff and everything is a blur.
  13. I`ve decided to start taking more supplements: calcium pills for my bones, ginkgo pills for my memory, milk thistle for my liver, ginkgo pills for my memory...
  14. Golf is finally starting to pay off. I just signed a contract with Nike for a large sum of money in return for agreeing never to be seen playing with any of their equipment.




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