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1. Girls think that having their period is the most inconvenient thing they can experience. They`ve obviously never dated a girl who was on her period.
   
2. I told my psychiatrist that I`ve been hearing voices. He told me that I don`t have a psychiatrist.
   
3. If anyone could read my mind I`m pretty sure they`d be traumatized for life.
   
4. When I arrive at work, how long can I spend screaming in my car before it becomes weird?
   
5. It`s amazing how we are very good lawyers for our own mistakes and very good Judges for other people`s mistakes.
   
6. I imagine a world where whining on Facebook is illegal.
   
7. It’s a little sad that today’s youth don’t get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day.
   
8. I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
   
9. Since it is the day to give thanks, I would like to say once again...you`re welcome.
   
10. Holy sh*t! Did you guys know Facebook has a "sign out" button?
    
11. I went on two diets because there wasn’t enough food on just the one.
    
12. Whoever decided to color underpants white was an idiot.
    
13. I will probably die as a result of being sarcastic to the wrong person at the wrong time.
    
14. I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it`s Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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