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1. Stop bitchin about the frigid winter snow. There are kids in Africa who don`t even HAVE weather!
   
2. Mosquito (noun) - Mother Nature`s way of getting you to slap yourself.
   
3. It`s so cold out, I just seen a woman in 2 pairs of pajamas at Walmart...
   
4. My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.
   
5. Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
   
6. Feeling so good today ... High-five the person next to you and tell them it`s from me.
   
7. Some people have to learn lessons the hard way. Like with a bat. A bat is hard.
   
8. If you need me I`ll always be stuck behind the person who doesn`t know how to use the CVS self-checkout aisle.
   
9. You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
   
10. How much Hershey`s Chocolate Syrup can I add before it`s really not a SlimFast shake anymore?
    
11. It`s Saturday morning. My neighbor has mowed his lawn AND weeded his garden. I`ve spent ten minutes trying to reach the remote with my foot.
    
12. You know a guy likes you when his pants give you a thumbs up ;)
    
13. Why is it called Boob Sweat and not Humiditties?
    
14. My friend David had his ID stolen yesterday. We just call him Dav now
    
    
    
    
    
    

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