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1. Hot Pockets: For when you want every bite to be a different temperature.
   
2. This lady thinks repeatedly pushing the already-lit elevator button will summon it faster. I think I’ll push ALL the buttons when we get in.
   
3. Apparently, “I had an interview with a better company” is not an acceptable reason for being late for work.
   
4. Do Starbucks employees take coffee breaks?
   
5. Sometimes putting on pants is the hardest part of my day.
   
6. I dare you to spit on this status.
   
7. Don`t ask me stupid questions and I won`t hurt your stupid feelings.
   
8. The closest I`ve come to being an athlete is using Adobe Acrobat.
   
9. I`m tired of doing math. I guess I`ll get my lazy as up and fix my clocks today
   
10. My leadership experience is pretty much limited to those three consecutive days in first grade when I was line leader.
    
11. I can tell by your boobs that you`ve never seen a bar tab.
    
12. Word to the wise - make sure the phone is 100% hung up before you call someone an a$$hole.
    
13. I just googled Magnum condoms and I swear I could hear Siri laughing.
    
14. Facebook is perfect for those people that have never been very good at waiting for their turn to speak.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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