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1. I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?
   
2. My mom put shredded carrots in our Jello, so don`t tell me about your rough childhood.
   
3. Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands!
   
4. Doing word problems as a kid has helped me in adulthood. "Dan doesn`t have enough money for his bills, how long before he is homeless?"
   
5. I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes.
   
6. Every time I see a preview for Hoarders, I grab the closest thing to me and immediately throw it away.
   
7. The secret to success is in my bra.
   
8. Finally, my winter fat is gone, now all I have are spring rolls.
   
9. Waitress: `Do u have any questions about the menu?` Me: `What kind of font is this?`
   
10. I`m old enough to remember being the tv remote.
    
11. It won`t be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It will be my inability to know when I should or shouldn`t laugh at something.
    
12. Couldn`t stay awake sitting on the couch, so I laid down in bed to make sure I wouldn`t fall asleep
    
13. We`ve spent years planning and preparing for the zombie apocalypse all for nothing......clowns....its gonna be clowns that finish us off.
    
14. Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is `What is never the answer?`
    
    
    
    
    
    

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