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1. The worst time to need to sneeze is when you’re driving. The worst time to need to pee it when you’re driving and need to sneeze.
   
2. Never assume coz u wil make an "ass" out of "u" and "me"
   
3. I`m always tempted to yell "Kevin!" mid-flight.
   
4. Groundhog Day, Just walked outside and saw my shadow, It`s now official, Six more weeks of dieting :/
   
5. The key to successful relationships is not to start any.
   
6. My cardio is shopping.
   
7. If you can say "I made six figures last year," you either have a well paying job or you`re the worst employee at a toy factory
   
8. It`s not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
   
9. My lucks so bad if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
   
10. I`ve decided to add more positivity in my life. So, now when I say someone`s an a@#hole, I qualify it with......... but he`s really good at it...........and I`m positive about that!
    
11. If you`re behind someone at an ATM at night, let them know you`re not a threat by gently kissing their neck.
    
12. I hate when a website has a picture that you can click and enlarge. Then the "enlarged picture" is the same exact size as the thumbnail!
    
13. No matter how fast you run, the serial killer always walks faster.
    
14. Days that I don’t have to care about my appearance are my favorite days.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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