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1. Of all the things I have lost in life I mis my mind the most
   
2. My girlfriend said that I should use the term `make love` instead of `f*ck.` What the make love is she talking about?
   
3. I found a bottle of vodka under my bed, skittles under my pillow, & boxes of noodles in my closet. I`m like a fcuking alcoholic squirrel.
   
4. Why do guys go to bars to meet women? Go to Target. There`s like 10 women to each man and they`re already there looking for things they don`t need.
   
5. My doctor said I`m healthy enough for sexual activity ... I`m just not attractive enough.
   
6. So I ran into an old girlfriend who I dated who`s new boyfriend she was with looked exactly like me when I was seeing her. You know, miserable
   
7. So how old does a highway have to be before you tell him he`s adopted?
   
8. Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
   
9. Beauty is only a light switch away...
   
10. Saying something stupid and thinking “Yeah, that sounded way better in my head"
    
11. Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
    
12. Never date someone that works for your cell phone provider. Just sayin
    
13. I`m painting a blue square in the backyard... so Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
    
14. NyQuil is great. I love the way it comes with it´s own shot glass
    
    
    
    
    
    

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