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1. Shout out to the new couples still holding in farts..
   
2. When a woman asks you to guess her age, it`s like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb
   
3. It`s actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions I can fit in a day.
   
4. Why can’t the shower just naturally keep itself clean?
   
5. Reminiscing isn’t as fun as it used to be.
   
6. You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly.
   
7. When buying a flat screen tv, always remember to put the box in your neighbor`s trash so you don`t get robbed.
   
8. Judging from my last 5 relationships I am convinced my heart is trying to kill me
   
9. If adult diapers are called Depends, then baby diapers should be called Definitely!!
   
10. People who describe things as "better than sex" are obviously having the wrong kind of sex.
    
11. Sorry I`m late, I didnt want to come
    
12. The best thing about marriage is how wives always like to joke about making sure the life insurance premiums are paid up...
    
13. Keep it up and I`ll make sure u end up on a milk carton.
    
14. Remember when mowhawks meant you were a tough punk rocker? Now they just mean that you`re 3 and your parents are idiots.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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