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1. I just can`t help it ... Sarcastic bitch is built-in.
   
2. It`s funny how when you post a status and some people think it`s about them..Hahahaha it was.
   
3. Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant alot has changed... Like my name, address and telephone number.
   
4. With all the technology these days, you`d think they would come up with an Online Gym where losing weight would be a click away
   
5. Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body!
   
6. You know its bad when you feel like your life is being directed by Quentin Tarantino.
   
7. You are the reason why I bite the heads off teddy grams.
   
8. I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I`m not the only one asking google stupid questions.
   
9. What do women say when they are actually fine?
   
10. Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.
    
11. -buys lottery ticket -fantasizes about winning the lottery -smiles -loses lottery -resumes general hatred for life
    
12. I`m Not Perfect. Your Not Perfect. But Together We Can Be a Perfect Sense of Humor LOL!
    
13. Sometimes I just bang my head on the keyboard and hope words form.
    
14. My posts come from a dark place.. I haven`t paid my light bill in 3 months.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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