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1. I have to wonder why we have "non-essential" government employees in the first place.
   
2. Im a leader not a follower... unless its a dark place then f*ck that your going first!
   
3. Life is full of disappointments, I`ll just add you to the list.
   
4. We all have that funny voice we use when talking to dogs, babies... and idiots!
   
5. No matter how little I do in a day. I always feel like I could have done less.
   
6. Ladies, when a creepy guy asks for your # and hands u his phone, text REDCROSS to 90999 so he`ll donate $10 to Disaster Relief.
   
7. Holding up score cards during sex is not acceptable, apparently.
   
8. Each day is a gift, but some days are socks and underwear
   
9. The next time you feel you`re worthless.... just remember.... your organs are worth a LOT of money on the black market.
   
10. Girls are a lot like oceans, beautiful and deep, but once a month, it`s shark week.
    
11. I plan on being up really late tonight making voodoo dolls for, well, never mind, you will know who you are soon enough.
    
12. The only clubs I’m into are sandwiches.
    
13. The best way to let people remember you is to `borrow money from them`
    
14. I thought I cracked this "adulthood" till I realised my shirt was on inside out !!!!!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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