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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently.
  2. A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
  3. Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.
  4. Thank goodness I`m loud and obnoxious all the time, so my family can`t blame it on the alcohol.
  5. I did 10 minutes of cardio this morning. I was still drunk from last night, and I was trying to tie my shoes but whatever.
  6. Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
  7. Wouldn`t it be awesome if MTV had a show called "16 and Applying to Colleges"
  8. I found the "one" today! Surprisingly, It`s been on my keyboard all the time.
  9. You know what`s beautiful? Read the first word again.
  10. I swear I saw a guy earlier today that had no chin and all I could think about was, how does he put on pillow cases?
  11. I think my new Stress Management plan is going to be alcoholism.
  12. What if your soulmate is over there on Twitter while you`re here on Facebook?
  13. My last boyfriend used to smile and say "I love you" to me every morning as he left for work. At least I think that`s what he was saying. It can be tricky to lip read through binoculars.
  14. Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.




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