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1. I`m actually a really good driver, when Facebook is down.
   
2. I’m what you would call “indoorsy”
   
3. I`d hate to be a dragon .....I`d get so pissed tryin to blow out my birthday candles.
   
4. Sorry but if these walls could talk I`m pretty sure they`d talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you`re blowing out of proportion.
   
5. In a parallel alternate universe, my cat and my dog have jobs and I chill at home.
   
6. If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren`t there hot chocolate trucks in the winter?
   
7. I was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill. People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
   
8. The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the “Skip Ad” button on YouTube.
   
9. You make me wanna be a better stalker. No, seriously. Slow the f*ck down.
   
10. The liquor store clerk just wished me a merry Christmas as if she weren`t going to see me 7 more times before then.
    
11. You know if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges :)
    
12. There are people on Facebook who don`t realize the difference between "What`s on your mind" or "I should talk to a therapist about this"
    
13. Sometimes all you need is a hug or someone to tell you everything will be ok, or some rough sex or whatever....
    
14. Good Morning! A fresh cup of hot coffee and my FB page is up, just look at that, I already achieved all my goals for the day.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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