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Saturday January 18, 2025



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  1. My driver`s side window stopped working,,,, So yeah,, I`m probably gonna starve to death..
  2. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  3. They should make a medal for anyone who uses an entire tube of chapstick without losing it.
  4. Yadot rorrim eht fo edis gnorw eht no pu ekow I. (I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)
  5. Just quit my job so I can spend more quality time giving out candy crush extra lives.
  6. If you were a Pokemon, I`d choose you.
  7. Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
  8. I bet there`s a rapper trying to figure out a way to replace his teeth with LED lights
  9. You’re lucky that I’m so terrified of prison.
  10. Putting on deoderant and colonge because you haven`t showered in days, is as about as useful as shutting the lid on a toilet after its overflowing.
  11. Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it`s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!!
  12. A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up alongside him and say, "It`s okay, I think we lost him."
  13. Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia. There’s a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
  14. Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.