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1. Does the Food Network deliver?
   
2. Surgery beds are basically cutting boards for humans.
   
3. My friend wants to know if you think I’m hot.
   
4. Spinning in circles to get dizzy as a child was my first attempt at getting high.
   
5. The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
   
6. Who ever said technology will replace paper.....has obviously never tried wiping their a$$ with an IPAD.
   
7. Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, `You`re only interested in one thing,` and you can`t remember what it is.
   
8. Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you.
   
9. Today is national I don`t feel like doing sh!t today. Celebrate accordingly.
   
10. I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive.
    
11. Cheers to alcohol! The cause of, and solution, to all of life’s problems!
    
12. I think I will stick to my old fashioned pepper shaker. This new pepper spray tastes terrible on my potatoes...
    
13. Just took the batteries out of my smoke detector to use in my TV remote control. Dont judge me .. It´s Sunday.
    
14. Do you want to hear a joke about constipation and dementia? ...Well, tough sh!t, I forgot it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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