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1. is about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself.
   
2. One of the first things they tell you in AA is to stop hanging around alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back.
   
3. I`d say I`m not a morning person but I`m really not sure I`m an evening person either.
   
4. I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number? ...hmm
   
5. Mad respect to people who can stop eating when they`re full.
   
6. If anyone could do it, it wouldn`t be called PROcrastination.
   
7. "How many people work at your company?" About half of them.
   
8. Sometimes I wake up grumpy but sometimes I let her sleep instead..
   
9. Whenever I see a happy couple.... smiling, giggling, feeding each other food, whispering sweet nothings, very much in love..... I just wish I could give them a lie-detector test.
   
10. "I can`t believe it`s not clutter." ~ A recovering hoarder
    
11. "What`s wrong?" "Oh it`s personal" Then, why`d you post it to Facebook.
    
12. Today I recently discovered how to make my p@nis 12"...I just fold that b!tch in half.
    
13. Did you know dryer sheets double as toilet paper and leave your a$$ smelling like meadows and rain drops?
    
14. Hello? HP? I’d like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet but you sent me a printer.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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