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1. I`ll be taking my time and yours,, thank you....... -- all 80 yr. old drivers
   
2. No one is more confident than a drunk girl wearing a guy’s hat sideways.
   
3. Unfortunately, showing that much cleavage doesn`t fix your face.
   
4. New kitchen game: `Fridge and Cupboard Tetris`- Putting the possibility of being pummeled by a food avalanche on a whole new level of adventure.
   
5. My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.
   
6. I would leave my house a LOT more if I could take the couch with me and wear my pajamas.
   
7. When I`m really bored at work I like to write "I`m watching you" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people.
   
8. If animals spoke our language we`d be in their debt because they`d have some seriously incriminating dirt on all of us.
   
9. Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days..
   
10. I love updating my Facebook status while crossing the stre
    
11. Not to brag, but my bathroom floor is so clean I can sleep on it. Apparently.
    
12. I wish tanning beds could pop you out like a toaster when you`re finished.
    
13. I`ll be back in five minutes. If I`m not, read this again :D
    
14. I embraced my inner child today and the lil` bastard bit me!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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