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1. Sawing a hole in the bottom of a table to steal someone`s cake is way harder than it looks on cartoons.
   
2. Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask "which country?"
   
3. I`m in the awkward time period between not wanting to have pants on, and having to wait for the pizza guy right now...
   
4. You really understand how drunk you are when you`re peeing...
   
5. The key to successful relationships is not to start any.
   
6. I wish my personality allowed me to write deep and meaningful statuses sometimes, oh well. Titties!
   
7. I only drink on two occasions; when its my birthday and when its not.
   
8. Mustaches: 1. Like them or not? 2. Should you refuse to go out on a date with someone just because she has one?
   
9. There`s a word for people like you and that word is "leave."
   
10. The well behaved rarely make history.
    
11. Just once, I`d like to clock out from work by sliding down a dinosaur.
    
12. Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn`t have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get
    
13. They say you are what you eat. I don`t remember eating a sexy beast this morning...
    
14. A female mantis kills the male after sex. That used to seem cruel, but now that I’m married with kids I think the male mantis gets off easy.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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