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1. No matter how many lasagna’s you stack on top of each other, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna
   
2. I wouldn`t say I`m an alcoholic. I`d slur it.
   
3. I need coffee in my life more than I need most people.
   
4. Can Walmart be a feeling? I`m pretty sure that`s how I`m feeling today.
   
5. Went to the virgin islands, now they are just the islands.
   
6. Ladies, when a creepy guy asks for your # and hands u his phone, text REDCROSS to 90999 so he`ll donate $10 to Disaster Relief.
   
7. I followed my heart...Now I`m at the liquor store.
   
8. I was going to get married, but my wife refuses to sign the divorce papers
   
9. After the expiration date on poison, is it more potent or less potent?
   
10. You made several good points, and I understand that you are right, but the way you said it was so douchey I have to take an opposite stance.
    
11. I don`t think I can call myself an adult until I can accept the fact that "dry clean only" is not a dare.
    
12. Just found my TV remote and a newspaper in my fridge. It`s pretty awesome that society lets me live by myself.
    
13. I`m fairly certain that kids only have ears for decorative purposes.
    
14. if sexyness, kindness, sweetness was a crime, You would be the world`s most wanted
    
    
    
    
    
    

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