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Tuesday January 14, 2025



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  1. Why go out and pretend to like people when you have Netflix?
  2. I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted.
  3. Once I`m finished with this last container of Cool Whip, I will be the proud owner of a complete set of salad bowls.
  4. A walk of shame is always sad. Don`t make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it.
  5. Sorry I can’t make it to your party tonight. I have to get up really early tomorrow afternoon.
  6. I`m a beer enthusiast. The more beer I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.
  7. We spend 33% of our life sleeping, 33% wanting to be asleep and the rest apologizing to women.
  8. My wife says I`m a clueless idiot ... I didn`t even know I had a wife.
  9. Do people with cats not know about dogs?
  10. I can almost always tell if a movie doesn`t use Real dinosaurs.
  11. I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
  12. Home alone… Time to teach the neighbors what good music sounds like!
  13. Me: I`m hungry. Fridge: I don`t give a sh*t. Cabinet: B*tch, don`t look at me. Freezer: Lol, you like ice? :-)
  14. Happy Birthday to all those ladies that their men forgot about because it falls on Super Bowl Sunday this year.