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1. So much of my day is just keeping myself distracted until it`s time to eat again.
   
2. When I want your opinion, I’ll give it a funny voice.
   
3. Texting typos can change your life. "Having a great time wish you were her"
   
4. Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea.
   
5. I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
   
6. You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
   
7. I`ve got this great new drinking game where you take a shot every time you want to get more drunk.
   
8. There’s so many people I’d love to get the silent treatment from
   
9. Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is BS!
   
10. I can tell how productive I was at work by how much battery my cell phone has left when I leave.
    
11. If a gay guy doesn`t write a book called "Fifty Shades of Haaaaaayyy" I`ll be disappointed.
    
12. 80% of my status updates are BS, 15% are bologna and 5% are 100% straight from the heart.
    
13. I just slammed hard on the brakes and found 3 lighters, $4.67 in change, condom box, empty flask, half an 1/8th, and a puppy.
    
14. I really hope my spirit animal is a bear because well I would love to hibernate all winter.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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