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1. Give Me A Minute While I Pretend To Care!
   
2. says, I am not an alcoholic. I am a social drinker. Problem is, I socialize too much!
   
3. This pregnancy test confirmed my worst fear….. I’m just fat.
   
4. Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers on high.
   
5. Irish Handcuffs: Holding a beer in each hand.
   
6. DATING TIP: never reveal how many cats you have.
   
7. The secret to success is in my bra.
   
8. Getting drunk and listening to loud music solves 87% of all life`s problems
   
9. When my kids grow up, I’m going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I’m bored & then just leave!
   
10. I bet my road rage will be taken seriously once I get a car.
    
11. Driving isn`t even in the top 5 things I`m thinking about when I`m driving.
    
12. that awkward moment when you`re alone somewhere and trying to take a picture of yourself.
    
13. Picking your nose doesn`t make you a bad person. .... but what you do with the booger will define you.
    
14. If it makes you feel better, don’t call it “Premature Ejaculation.” Call it “Speed Dating”
    
    
    
    
    
    

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