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Tuesday January 14, 2025


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  1. We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
  2. Studies show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian roulette.
  3. Taking shots of Tequila is just another way of saying, "I like where I wake up to always be a surprise."
  4. IM LOST! I`ve gone to look for my self. If u see me, tell me to wait here till I get back.
  5. The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. "Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you."
  6. It’s a strange moment, when you realize that the sound of nature is the sound of millions of animals, birds, and insects desperately trying to get laid.
  7. If I ever get real rich, I hope I`m not mean to poor people, like I am now.
  8. Note to self: Stop leaving notes to yourself, you never read them anyway...
  9. Every have one of those moments where you look at yourself in the mirror and think "Damn if I weren`t me, I`d totally hit that."
  10. ... and so begins another failed hundred or so attempts at trying to write the correct year on anything I date.
  11. I`m back in the HR office today. In my defense my coworker very plainly said "stick a fork in me, I`m done"
  12. Just so you know, when you repeat what you just said I won`t be listening then either.
  13. My beard itches, Web MD: Beard cancer
  14. Did we try giving the government a snickers?




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