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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. common sense is like deodrant. the people who need it thr most never use it.
  2. Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the sh1t you want!
  3. The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer.
  4. We`re all just nudists in disguise.
  5. There’s a thin line between “I should do a status update about that” and “I should talk to a therapist about that”
  6. Sweetie, if your gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty!
  7. My new years resolution was to lose 30 lbs by the end of summer... I`ve only got 40 lbs to go.
  8. 11th Commandment: Thou shall not gossip about other people’s lives when you are not doing any better yourself.
  9. Unless you tripped and smacked your face on the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.
  10. I know some of you would find it hard to believe, but I don`t say everything that pops into my head. I don`t think the average person could handle it.
  11. I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to F off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn`t starving!!
  12. When buying a flat screen tv, always remember to put the box in your neighbor’s trash so you don’t get robbed.
  13. You know what`s wrong with winning a hundred thousand dollars? ... Not a damn thing!
  14. My plans for GTA 5: Beat the crap outta people, Steal a cops gun, Jack a convertible, Rob a bank, Jump off a building, Go to GameStop, Buy GTA 5




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