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Tuesday January 14, 2025


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  1. "Check, please!" - Me, at a restaurant begging the waiter to make sure there are no monsters under the table
  2. If I’ve offended you, please accept my apology. Then smack yourself in the face for getting offended by something on the Internet.
  3. Someone asked who sang Johnny B Goode, and I said Marty McFly because I`m not an idiot and I know how time travel works.
  4. There`s no b, c, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, or z in team either.
  5. OMG! A CUSTOMER ALMOST DIED IN FRONT OF ME TODAY!! But then I counted to 10 and put the scissors back in the drawer. She never even knew.
  6. I`m late on the give thanks every day in November thing... so let me catch up. Days 1-22. I`m thankful for boobs
  7. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
  8. My head says go to the gym. My heart says food.
  9. The guy who named the "chimichanga" should be given more authority to name things.
  10. According to my current parking spot, I`m Chief of Police.
  11. Those raccoons must of had one heck of a party last night!!!! That`s the 4th one I`ve seen passed out on this road
  12. Just sneezed 8 times in a row and saw the entrance to Narnia for a split second.
  13. Optimistic people want to hear the bad news first, while pessimists ask for the good. Realists just start drinking.
  14. Clearly if you have to blame yourself, you`re not hanging out with enough people.




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