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1. Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges, to stop the weirdos from following you.
   
2. They updated the Raggedy Ann doll to Swaggedy Ann. She comes with an iPhone, divorced parents, and 3 pairs of heelys.
   
3. In today`s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
   
4. Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 700 words.
   
5. Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep, 9 if you`re ugly.
   
6. I’m not a biologist but I’m pretty sure the difference between a moth and a butterfly is that a moth is really ugly.
   
7. Me: Where can I find the milk? Her: Sir, this is a library. Me: *whispers* Sorry, where can I find the milk?
   
8. Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you.
   
9. I`m sorry, all I hear is your perfume
   
10. I’m pretty good at keeping my sh!t together. Until there’s a bee around.
    
11. Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they`d lock us up?
    
12. I may look calm, but in my head I´ve punched you in the face 3 times already!
    
13. They always say "love makes the world go around"... They spelled beer wrong.
    
14. People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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