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1. Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents.
   
2. Yes I have a dirty mind ... And you`re on it!
   
3. Next time you are sad remember you can make a cheeseburger with donuts as the bun. Still sad? Add Sprinkles
   
4. My phone battery lasts longer than relationships these days
   
5. If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.
   
6. Women are like squirrels, very cute from a distance but will fight like hell when you try to pick them up and get them in your car.
   
7. Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
   
8. I tried to open a can of WhoopAss,, but it popped like a can of biscuits and scared me.
   
9. This jar of peanut butter says "may contain nuts" on it. Remember when survival of the fittest was a thing? Good times.
   
10. Lay-Z: My rapper name.
    
11. New rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without thanking me I`m guaranteed at least one attempt on trying to trip you.
    
12. If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you... I would start thinking about you.
    
13. Fun fact: Deciding where to eat is the leading cause of divorce
    
14. maturity comes when you stop publishing every detail of your life on social media
    
    
    
    
    
    

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