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1. I find you`re total lack of ambition is inspiring.
   
2. Detective: “The victim musta had company. There’s 2 dirty plates in the sink.” If I ever get murdered they’ll think I had 16 people over.
   
3. I keep myself in just good enough shape to outrun most women and small children during emergencies.. :|
   
4. Currently in the planning stages for a hangover.
   
5. Never say "piece of cake!" to me. Unless there is, indeed, a piece of cake involved.
   
6. If you guys could read my mind! It would be all like; " "
   
7. If I ever sound inspriational, one of us is drunk.
   
8. Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up.
   
9. I met a lady named Polly once. She didn`t care for crackers, nor my sense of humor.
   
10. Had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
    
11. Ever notice your Christmas stocking has just enough room for chocolates and a bottle of wine. Coincidence? I don`t think soooo.
    
12. Why has someone not invented a see-through toaster yet?
    
13. Some people wonder why I never like or comment on their posts. It’s because I unfollowed you a long time ago.
    
14. The awkward moment when you type HO instead of HI.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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