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1. I`m sorry I slapped you. It`s just you seemed like you weren`t going to stop talking and I panicked.
   
2. I just told my brother he was adopted, his response was, "At least they picked me"
   
3. It may not look like it, but I`m actually very handsome.
   
4. I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say "He`s in a better place now."
   
5. "I`m only having one" ...said by many, practiced by none.
   
6. Why is it that the most interesting things in life usually aren`t in our best interest?
   
7. Most of you like waking up in the morning to see the "comments" and "likes" that your status received. I like waking up in the morning to see WTF I posted!
   
8. Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
   
9. My dog doesn`t always bark like there`s an intruder in the house, but when he does he waits until I`m home alone and in the shower.
   
10. drinking while working out...it`s called Bacardio
    
11. I`m so hungry I could eat without looking down at my phone.
    
12. I didn’t say “what?” because I can’t hear you. I was giving you a chance to change what you said.
    
13. I was trying to have a mature arguement but "look, you ignorant f*cktard" just popped out
    
14. Wish there were more love songs about naps and liqour.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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