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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. Me, watching the Olympics: "That was impressive." Announcer: "ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!"
  2. Singing passionately in the shower: Pretty good idea. Dancing passionately in the shower: Not so much.
  3. I`m in the awkward time period between not wanting to have pants on, and having to wait for the pizza guy right now...
  4. My life is like a romantic comedy expect there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes
  5. Why do they call a grapefruit a grapefruit? I mean there is already a fruit called a grape!!
  6. Just once I’d like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.
  7. That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!
  8. You think your wife is crazy now? Try divorcing her
  9. You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron.
  10. Cars should come with two horns: one that’s like “Hey guys!” & another that’s like “I will end you!”
  11. If anyone ever steals my identity, I hope they show it a good time. Take it skydiving. We`ve always wanted to go skydiving.
  12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol at my house may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
  13. If a post is really good you will read it twice. if a post is really good you will read it twice.
  14. If our phones were really smart, they would tell us to get off of Facebook and do something meaningful or constructive with our lives.




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