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1. When we are small, our mom`s would use really small forks as spoons to feed us...But what about Chinese moms? Would they use toothpicks?
   
2. Funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems so easy
   
3. I do procrastinate more than I should, but it always gives me something to do tomorrow...
   
4. How come "you`re a peach" is a complement but "you`re bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
   
5. I had 3 happy meals today and none of them worked.
   
6. Monday must be a man ... It comes too quickly.
   
7. Lucky Charms should be 98% Marshmallows and 2% of that other sh*t.
   
8. Every shape I had to learn above octagon was just a total fu*king waste of time.
   
9. I’m sorry I offended you with my common sense.
   
10. I’m pretty good at keeping my sh!t together. Until there’s a bee around.
    
11. Nothing is better than seeing your ex with someone uglier than you!
    
12. Today I recently discovered how to make my p@nis 12"...I just fold that b!tch in half.
    
13. am a bomb technician...anytime you see me running. Try keep it up
    
14. Million dollar idea: A snooze button that lets you sleep longer the harder you hit it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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