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1. I hate it when a website greets me with a pop-up window. It just feels like you should say hi first, maybe buy me a drink.
   
2. If the voices in my head had a British accent I would listen to them more often.
   
3. I am a very tolerant person until you think differently than me. Then I act like a spoiled little brat.
   
4. "I`m $50 away from getting free shipping which is only $5 and what I want is $12 so I need to spend $38 more to save money." -my brain
   
5. I wish there was more BitStrips and photos of giraffes on my Facebook
   
6. I like my relationships like I like my eggs: over easy.
   
7. One thing I`ll never understand is alcohol free wine
   
8. I`m putting more thought into my Halloween costume than into my job.
   
9. If by `the Hamptons` you mean `my pajamas`, then yes, I absolutely weekend in the Hamptons
   
10. Hooters does have hot girls, but the Subway girls are the real wife material.
    
11. According to WebMD, people are Sick & Tired of me
    
12. Remember, time is more powerful than You!!! One tree makes a million matchsticks......But when the time comes........Only 1 match stick is needed to burn a million trees......
    
13. October is breasts cancer month. I stare because I care.
    
14. Slipped on black ice today, I thought it was regular ice at first, but when I stood up, my wallet was gone.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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