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1. School is like an erection. It`s long and hard unless you`re Asian.
   
2. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance…the five stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning
   
3. Don`t blame me. You`re the one following a 41 year old man who just jumped into his bed like an Olympic athlete because scary monsters.
   
4. I thought I was having deja vu, but it turns out I do the exact same things every day.
   
5. I don’t cut in front of people whenever I’m waiting in long line, that’s rude. I just start dancing & grinding on them until they get all weirded out & leave. Works every time.
   
6. If at first you don`t succeed then you`re a loser...
   
7. Bipolar smile :(: ...... Gets um everytime !
   
8. The Internet: 1% information 1% jokes 98% outrage over information and jokes
   
9. Google image results are like a party that starts off exactly how you expected and gets weirder the longer you stay.
   
10. Well I just finished up some spring cleaning. Holy crap, owning a Slinky can be such a hassle.
    
11. My son said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7,,, and now I`m terrified to go into the bathroom.
    
12. Dear middle finger: thank you for always sticking up for me.
    
13. Stealing other people`s statuses on Facebook is called a Facelift.
    
14. I said my wife`s name three times in front of the bathroom mirror and now my wallet`s empty...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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