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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. My kids think I`m uncool like I thought my parents where. Time to get even! ;)
  2. I wish I budgeted with my whole paycheck as well as I do with the last fifty bucks of it.
  3. I must say I enjoy it more when a girl asks me out. To me, there`s nothing more attractive than that high level of confidence, initiative, and poor judgment.
  4. Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they`re concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?
  5. I am busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.
  6. My neighbors don`t appreciate it when I skip along the property line, singing "This Land is My Land."
  7. Was at an Apple store today when I let out a really loud fart. Boy, the employee`s were so mad. Hey, Not my fault they don`t have windows!
  8. People who make really bad decisions are always like "I have the worst luck"
  9. Right now my life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
  10. Does this 50 pound bag of cat food make me look single?
  11. Just once, I`d like to clock out from work by sliding down a dinosaur.
  12. Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass and I`ll be just fine.
  13. People don`t call each other jive ass turkey enough nowadays.
  14. They say you can tell how someone has sex by how they dance…. So ladies be prepared for a lot of counting and clapping.




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