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1. I think before we vote we should get the politicians drunk. That way they would speak what`s REALLY on their minds.
   
2. I just leased a 2013 lamborghini, no payments till January. Those f@kin Mayans better be right.
   
3. Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
   
4. I think that there are two things that we can all agree on: Boobs.
   
5. I`m surprised more killers haven`t lured their victims into their houses by blind folding them and promises of being on a febreze commercial
   
6. Have you ever noticed the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
   
7. Just think of me as the guy next door. With a telescope.
   
8. Imagine how creepy the first guy to dress up as a clown must have been, where in hell did he get that idea?
   
9. If Violets were Orange, poetry would be a lot more challenging.
   
10. I bought powdered water but I don`t know what to add to it.
    
11. Surveys say 1 out of every 2 people suck at math. It`s terrible that 80% of the population can`t even do the easiest calculations.
    
12. I would be a terrible stalker because A) I`m not motivated enough B) You would always hear the rattle of peanut m&ms behind you.
    
13. Someone has got to come up with a polite way to ask a fat girl if she`s pregnant.
    
14. When you’re a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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