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1. If you figure me out I want an explanation.
   
2. If it hurts when you pee, urine trouble.
   
3. I`ve been having really bad headaches lately. The doctor said they were all in my head.
   
4. Yikes. don`t google "cream pies", google "cream pie recipes"
   
5. I hate wasting alcohol on social occasions.
   
6. Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say “Give me the dumbest thing you can think of.”
   
7. Well, I`m really not sure what my spirt animal is but I`m sure it looks like road kill right about now.
   
8. The only thing I hate worse than holding a girl`s purse is when it doesn`t match what I`m wearing.
   
9. Whatever Mom, IF THAT`S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!!!
   
10. There needs to be more “damn it I missed my exit” exits.
    
11. When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights.
    
12. It’s funny how “You’re so funny” turns into “You think everything’s a f*cking joke” in just 3 months…
    
13. Someone has got to come up with a polite way to ask a fat girl if she`s pregnant.
    
14. My girlfriend is about to do this ice water bucket challenge. She don`t know yet though she`s still in bed
    
    
    
    
    
    

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