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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. Still not 100% clear on whether French Montana is a person or a steakhouse special.
  2. I`m terribly sorry but I have decided not to grow up and act my age after all. So there.
  3. Adding lyrics when you don`t know the words or making words up when you don`t speak the language. ;)
  4. When my boss says, "women of a certain age" then looks at me, it`s ok to stab her with a letter opener, right?
  5. I totally love and fully respect that you`re a little bit slutty
  6. Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
  7. I noticed you`re not yourself today. I really like it.
  8. I dreamt that was dreaming, and then someone woke me up and told me I was dreaming but it turned out I had only dreamed that so I went back to sleep in my dream, all upset that my dream that I was dreaming was interrupted by another dream....hahahahaha.....whoa, need to lay off the Red Bull.
  9. Police ordered me to get out of my car `You`re staggering` said the officer .`you`re not to bad looking yourself` I replied
  10. Someday, the time I waste deciding what to watch on Netflix will be shorter than the actual time watching it
  11. my imaginary friend thinks ur crazy? an shes hot!
  12. Why do people ask "What the hell were you thinking?" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain it.
  13. I`m tired of hearing about Republicans this and Democrats that. For Christ`s sake people, don`t you realize on July 15th the Twinkie comes back?!?!?!?!
  14. Sometimes I wonder if the kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet.




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