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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Happiness comes from within. That’s why it feels good to fart.
  2. They say that being successful and living well is the best revenge. That may be so, but rubbing your naked ass all over someone`s cell phone when they aren`t looking is pretty good too ?
  3. People who think I’m not a religious person should see me when the airplane starts to shake.
  4. Apparently, when asked by a Traffic Cop "Where you going in such a hurry?", "To your sister`s house!" is not considered respectful to a law enforcement official......
  5. The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children.
  6. Most people donate to the homeless. Me? I donate to the topless.
  7. Went to my friends house with my girlfriend today. As we walked in I noticed her phone automatically connected to his wifi. That f*cking slut.
  8. The color 9 is my favorite letter.
  9. Thinking about waking up early for a run. Mostly thinking about how I will not be doing that.
  10. Donuts: An excuse to eat cake for breakfast.
  11. I`m going to start a band called "Free Beer" because when people see a sign that says "Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM" everyone is going to be there.
  12. My doctor is concerned about my high blood pressure. I told him, next time, don`t leave me sitting in the waiting room for two hours.
  13. If I was rich, I´d do nothing all day from a much nicer recliner.
  14. If anxiety was good for weight loss, I`d be back to my birth weight.




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