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1. Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them.
   
2. Never do I feel as lazy and rude as when someone else in the room is vacuuming.
   
3. Life rarely hands me anything. Am I in the wrong line?
   
4. Let`s go to my place and do the things I`ll tell everyone we did anyway.
   
5. It`s not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.
   
6. Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are.
   
7. I bet everyone in Gotham prisons really hates the guy that killed Bruce Wayne`s parents.
   
8. This is my first lame status of the year. Enjoy!
   
9. Roses are red, violets are blue, sandwiches are tasty, rhyming is hard
   
10. I want one of those jobs where people ask, “Do you actually get paid for doing this?”
    
11. You never know how dirty a song’s lyrics are…until you hear a child sing them.
    
12. Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable. Those people are called bartenders.
    
13. What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don`t even know what I`m doing with the rest of this post...
    
14. Go to police station 2. Say a gang mugged you 3. Describe your own relatives to police sketch artist 4. Claim free family portrait
    
    
    
    
    
    

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