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1. Only 273 fruit roll-ups to go until I get my full serving of fruit...
   
2. You don`t get to complain about life until you move out of your parent`s house.
   
3. Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but your on Facebook again.
   
4. My new years resolution was to lose 30 pounds by the end of summer. I`ve only got 40 pounds to go.
   
5. Whoever said your harshest critic is yourself was clearly never married.
   
6. I`m convinced some people got married just so they could gripe about being married...
   
7. did you notice when you yell "yo ugly" about 10 people turn around
   
8. You are living proof that the Lord is testing me.
   
9. How do nudist clean their glasses?
   
10. Damn, it`s like these people have never seen anyone bring a flask to the gym before.
    
11. Ahh, Spring. When the days get longer and the dresses get shorter!!
    
12. Deaf people don`t have safe words, they use stop signs.
    
13. You`re always ahead of schedule when it comes to disappointing me.
    
14. If Jesus was the son of Mary and he was the Lamb of God, Does that mean Mary had a Little Lamb?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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