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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. In marijuana`s defense, I`m lazy as sh!t completely sober too.
  2. The good thing about Facebook is if someone gets on your nerves enough, you can make them cease to exist in your world and you don`t even have to hide a body.
  3. you know....I wasn`t planning on going for a run today....but those cops came out of nowhere
  4. Ya, Wednesday sucks but… it could be Monday!
  5. I love how in movies when someone types a really embarrassing secret they always accidentally send it to the whole school, and they also coincidentally have the phone number of everyone.
  6. The dentist told me I need to be more aggressive when I floss so I`ve decided to start growling.
  7. When a couple asks me for directions,I know that the wife is forcing the guy to ask.That`s why I give them wrong ones to teach her a lesson.
  8. Today, I did it hard, I did it loud, it was wet, and I did it four times in a row. I wish I wasn’t talking about sneezing.
  9. If you`re wondering why you`re single, date someone. You`ll remember
  10. Life hack: You can park wherever you want if you put your hazard lights on and take your tire off.
  11. A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
  12. Sometimes I feel like a semicolon. I don`t know where I belong.
  13. i just fell off a 20ft ladder.. good thing I was on the first step.
  14. Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... "Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep."




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