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1. It’s always awkward the first time you hold hands with someone because they usually want to know who you are and why you just grabbed them.
   
2. Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers.
   
3. I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
   
4. What would I do if I won the lottery? Make Charlie Sheen look like an amateur.
   
5. Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry.
   
6. What idiot called it Adderall instead of Accomplish Mints?
   
7. I don`t have ADHD. I have ADOLS. Attention deficit..OH LOOK! Skittles!
   
8. Fun game for parents: Scream in horror the first time your child loses a tooth.
   
9. There may be two sides to every story, but you’re still a douche in both of them.
   
10. Traffic would be awesome if we all drove hamster balls.
    
11. If you died and went to he!l, how long will it take you to realise that you aren`t still at work?
    
12. I hate waiting until I`m dead. I want to haunt people now dammit.
    
13. Last night I was walking the sexiest girl ever home until she turned around and saw me.
    
14. I wish I was Robinson Cruso. Coz, I can have `Friday` everyday :) TGIF guys..cheers ;)
    
    
    
    
    
    

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