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1. Happy 1 year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!
   
2. I do not have commitment issues... I`ve been buying the same brand of vodka for 8 years!
   
3. ¦It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
   
4. Is it too early for extra nog in my egg?
   
5. When one door closes and another one opens, your house is probably haunted.....
   
6. I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.
   
7. Can we all just agree to start spelling it "Wensday"?
   
8. There`s always cake to celebrate happy moments, but I really think cake would do better during the bad times. Got fired? Have a cake.
   
9. Get off your high horse. Seriously, it’s not safe to ride any animal that’s stoned.
   
10. I feel pretty confident that if anyone ever steals my identity, they will inevitably improve my credit score…
    
11. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
    
12. Everytime I see a person jogging I already know they have facebook, everyone on facebook works out.
    
13. Growing up we were so poor. If I wasn`t a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
    
14. My rabbit died yesterday… Now he’s just some bunny that I used to know…
    
    
    
    
    
    

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