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1. Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I`m typing this with my middle finger.
   
2. Life is what happens when your cell phone is charging.
   
3. Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
   
4. It`s like my kids don`t even believe how cool I was in the 80s.
   
5. Everything I ever needed to know about structural engineering, I learned from Angry Birds.
   
6. Being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
   
7. Male or female, no one f*cks with you if you put your lipstick on like The Joker.
   
8. Interviewer: Have any weaknesses? Me: Bullets I: No, I mean… M: Knives I: I don’t think y… M: probably evil dragons I: … M: Focusing.
   
9. We all have that one person we forever regret giving our phone number to.
   
10. Your secrets are safe with me because I zone out everytime you speak.
    
11. I`ve come to the point where I don`t even procrastinate anymore ... I just don`t do it.
    
12. Slightly used Christmas tree only one month old. Paid $60. Looking for $40. No low ballers. Serious inquiries only. Come on let`s get this thing done.
    
13. Ladies...when I say bless you after a sneeze, just say Thank you, instead of wondering where in the bushes that just came from.
    
14. People at airports must not workout much because they are all using these treadmills wrong...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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