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1. Diet goal: I want to lose just enough so that my hand will fit comfortably in a Pringles can...
   
2. Insanity means never having to say “I’m Guilty”.
   
3. My wife just gave me an ultimatum, it’s either her or Facebook. So sadly, this will be my last joke….. in which I talk about having a wife.
   
4. If they have an Ice Cream Truck for kids why don’t that have a Beer Truck for adults?
   
5. I`ve been told that I never take responsibility for anything, and it`s all your fault.
   
6. My internet went down last week...so I talked to my family....thank goodness the internet came back
   
7. I`m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.
   
8. To all the NSA agents reading this right now, I just want to say sorry that my life is so boring.
   
9. Life before the internet was awful. Your friend would be wrong about a trivial issue during dinner and you just had to let it go
   
10. Cops love donuts…. just not when you do them on a four lane highway.
    
11. What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problem 99% demons.
    
12. Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain 3.) prisoner of war 4.) homeless person 5.) wizard
    
13. I accidentally did yoga once when I couldn`t reach the toilet paper.
    
14. Ignoring things don`t make them go away, it makes them drunk dial you.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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