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So exhausting to have my life changed for the better every time someone posts a screenshot of a famous quote.
A cash bar on parent-teacher conference nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.
It takes a brave man to admit when his wife is wrong .
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
A guy outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I told him, I feel like it would take longer than that
I’ve watched “Aladdin” like 25 times with my kids, so I know quite a bit about politics in the Middle East.
I could do so much more if I only had minions.
You know your a$s is ugly when you`re the one always asked to take the photo.
I`d kill for a microwave that plays Europe`s “The Final Countdown” during the last 30 seconds.
Dogs are great. You can count on them to alert you of danger...Also, children passing by, squirrels and gusts of wind they don`t like.
How to Train Your Dragon offers no practical dragon training information. NONE. Zero stars.
Forecast for tonight: Alcohol, low standards, and poor decisions.
When people ask me for advice, I tell them, “Use your best judgment,” which they clearly don’t have if they are asking me for advice.