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1. I know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?
   
2. If you look in the mirror and say "Taylor Swift" three times, she magically appears then breaks up with you. What do u know next? You`re a song!
   
3. I like to keep my friends close, and my attractive friends even closer.
   
4. Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
   
5. I gauge a person’s wealth by the level of protection on their iPhone. No case, huge salary.
   
6. A cool thing about being in a relationship is that when you make a mistake you get to hear about it over and over.
   
7. Warning: I just get weirder.
   
8. Doctor said only clear liquids before surgery. Vodka qualifies right?
   
9. This is a lousy dating site.
   
10. I finally quit eating pizza for good, now I only eat pizza for evil.
    
11. Lazy Rule #23 :No Shower Is Needed, If your Not Going Anywhere...
    
12. Bitch, I grew up on the streets!!...Yes, it was Sesame
    
13. My favorite mythical creature is the happy b*tch in tampon commercials.
    
14. Every Girls Night Out has at least one crier.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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