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1. Roses are red, violets are blue. I lowered my standards, just for you.
   
2. Beheaded our snowman to let winter know we mean business.
   
3. Gatorade always has athletes in their commercials sweating and working hard. They really should target their real consumer. A Fat guy on the couch nursing a hangover. Is it in you?
   
4. Shout out to metaphors. Without you there would only be like four songs.
   
5. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key
   
6. Why do blurry people always ask me if I’m drunk?
   
7. The only way I`m coming to your wedding is if you get Me a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do.
   
8. You will always be my best friend ... You know too much.
   
9. I told my girlfriend I`m Harry Potter`s Godfather... She laughed hard and said "you can`t be Sirius"
   
10. why were you in my dreams again? i`m starting to think you`re stalking me.
    
11. Tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again.
    
12. facebooked yo mama!!!
    
13. A murderer was about to be put to death in the electric chair. "Do you have any last requests?" asked the chaplain. "One," he replied. "Will you hold my hand?"
    
14. I hate when I`m about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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