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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. Pretty fed up with the fact that pandemonium almost NEVER involves pandas.
  2. Im a leader not a follower... unless its a dark place then f*ck that your going first!
  3. Just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move.
  4. Marriage: It`s sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can`t really touch anything.
  5. I`m home by myself this evening. My wife is out at Kohl`s buying another load of laundry.
  6. Sometimes it looks like I’m flashing gang signs, but really I’m just trying to get Scotch tape off my hand.
  7. You could completely eliminate the semicolon key and 90% of America wouldn`t notice... until they needed to wink at somebody.
  8. I`m not a mechanic so I don`t know why, but my car seems to make a screaming noise whenever I run over people.
  9. I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.
  10. I want it all and I want it delivered.
  11. How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box for me to start a campfire?
  12. Efficiency: skip your morning, wake up in the afternoon.
  13. That urge you get to write "No one gives a sh!t" on someone`s status..
  14. My Wife does this cute thing where she says that "actions speak louder than words" and then gets pissed at me for just nodding.




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