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1. BEER! The official sponsor of hot days!
   
2. I just made 3 critical errors: 1. I woke up for work. 2. I went to work. 3. I arrived at work.
   
3. "Hey! Aren`t you that guy from the village people?" - Me, to every cop who pulls me over
   
4. I recently took up meditation. It beats sitting around doing nothing.
   
5. So.. who else is sleeping naked tonight?
   
6. Parallel park, like nobody’s laughing.
   
7. I bet Snowmen think it`s weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin.
   
8. No way I’m the only one who crosses their fingers, closes their eyes & holds their breath when checking their account balance.
   
9. Stupid people who suddenly make a smart decision have no idea how confusing that is for the rest of us.
   
10. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
    
11. lf the people in the movies listened to me, they would still be alive.
    
12. Every time I`m around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence.
    
13. Dear Fox news,I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer.
    
14. When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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