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1. The only way you can be right in an argument with a woman is by admitting you`re wrong.
   
2. It`s like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me.
   
3. That moment when you offer somebody a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she`s not your friend anymore
   
4. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
   
5. I really like compliments but I don`t want anyone talking to me...
   
6. Facebook taught me to mind everyone else`s business.
   
7. I can almost always tell when dinosaurs in movies aren’t real.
   
8. When a man talks dirty to a woman it`s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man it`s $3.95 per minute.
   
9. Alcohol is never the answer...unless, of course, you ask what I`ll be doing tonight.
   
10. I am as lazy as the guy who designed the Japanses Flag
    
11. If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.
    
12. Don`t let this historic Cubs World Series win distract you from the fact that Donkey never made Shrek those waffles he promised to make.
    
13. I wouldn’t pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.
    
14. My body needs a refresh button.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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