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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. There`s nothing as wonderful as waking up in the morning next to a gorgeous smiling face. So I keep a mirror next to my bed.
  2. I don`t hate you. I just hope your next period happens while you`re in a shark tank!
  3. My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I’m flattered.
  4. this website used to be full of funny statuses. Then the 8-year olds came in.
  5. You are wasting your time reading this status.
  6. It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much stuff to carry.
  7. I hate in video games how penguins always use their ability to slide on their stomachs for evil
  8. The doctor said I need to drink more whiskey....Oh, by the way... I`m calling myself "the doctor" now.
  9. My mom just sent me a friend request on Facebook! Finally I can use that "I`m not your friend I`m your mother" speech to my advantage.
  10. I wish I had the balls to be a juggler.
  11. Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy.
  12. From all these shows I`ve watched it seems like snipers lay down a lot of the day....I`d probably be pretty good at that job.
  13. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
  14. Today I think I`ll send out texts saying "Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?" ...JUST to see how many responses I will get. ;)




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