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1. People around me think I`m losing it. So today, I had to sit myself down and have a talk.
   
2. I love long legs.... Long sexy legs..... But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
   
3. I`m running out of people I can tolerate!
   
4. So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
   
5. Now that the Summer is over, I can finally stop pretending to be on a diet
   
6. I knew the fun part of my life was over when my friends started getting pregnant on purpose
   
7. Today I met one of those people on the bus that gets all pissed off when you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn.
   
8. You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
   
9. Since they`re loud and heavily scented already, Abercrombie & Fitch stores really are the ideal spot to go fart.
   
10. Dear penis, thanks for not bleeding once a month. Sincerely, every man ever.
    
11. I’m glad you spent $80 on makeup to look like a $5 whore. Well done
    
12. There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I like women.
    
13. I don`t know why it`s necessary to get a glass dirty, when wine tastes perfectly fine straight out of the bottle.
    
14. “I need to stop,” I whispered as I clicked next episode.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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