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1. Ever had sex while camping!? It`s intents!
   
2. Let’s get naughty and save Santa the trip.
   
3. Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.
   
4. If you surround yourself with people funny enough to make you laugh till your abs hurt, you’ll never have to work out!
   
5. If I throw a stick will you leave?
   
6. Poetry would be a lot harder if violets were orange.
   
7. My parents told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!” so I turned on the subtitles.
   
8. My key to happiness is probably lost somewhere in the junk drawer.
   
9. Good things come to those who wait. Better things come if you stop f*cking around and make sh!t happen.
   
10. Which one of you is Moderation? I keep getting told we need to drink together.
    
11. Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl C & Ctrl V
    
12. The girl at the Taco Bell drive thru gave me this “I know your high” look. I snatched my 37 crunchy tacos and got out of there.
    
13. I wish people`s voices actually sounded the way they do when their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument.
    
14. We welcome the Christmas season at my house by putting out more towels that I am not allowed to touch
    
    
    
    
    
    

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