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1. Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who the heck is giving them medical attention?!
   
2. Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons!! Enjoy the day
   
3. Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, “Close Enough.”
   
4. Rubix cubes are EASY....when you`re color blind.
   
5. I still water my dead plants every 3 months. Just in case...
   
6. Admit it...Life yould be boring without me.
   
7. One day on Mercury lasts about 1,400 hours. Roughly the same as one Monday on earth feels.
   
8. You don`t know broke until you`ve rinsed off a paper plate.
   
9. People should be required to pay an extra dollar for every syllable of their coffee order.
   
10. Yet another advantage of being single. All I bring to Thanksgiving is empty Tupperware...
    
11. Hey babe, go to Google Earth, zoom in on your house. See that blue cap in the bushes? Hi!
    
12. If you trip and are about to fall on the ground yell "He`s got a gun!" and then you`ll look like a cool hero.
    
13. Don’t get me wrong, you are hot as hell, I am just too lazy to stalk right now.
    
14. I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone
    
    
    
    
    
    

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