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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. You can never read a doctor`s prescription, but you can sure read his bill
  2. I have OCD and ADD, so everything must be perfect..but not for very long.
  3. People who think I’m not a religious person should see me when the airplane starts to shake.
  4. It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
  5. Paint thinner? I call bullsh!t. I been painting myself with it all week and I`m still fat.
  6. Do you ever order a club sandwich just to feel like you`re a part of something?
  7. i wish i could sleep ... but my damn A.D.D. kicks in and basically 1 sheep, 2 sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Ol McDonald had a farm, HEEEY Macerena.
  8. Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
  9. So far, I`ve had exactly "call my ex" number of beers tonight!!!
  10. Uses 3 gallons of water to rinse out yogurt container so it can go into recycling bin
  11. You know it`s a really good bar when there`s a couple outside breaking up.
  12. As a future ghost, I`m kinda bummed out about the dress code.
  13. Peace on earth would be nice, but not gaining 20 pounds over the holidays would be a Christmas miracle.
  14. My wife accused me of spending too much time on Facebook. That’s funny, when did I get a wife?




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