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1. you need a license to drive, but anyone can have a kid.
   
2. When I want your opinion, I’ll give it a funny voice.
   
3. Why is it that the more annoying the tune, the harder it is to get it out of your head?
   
4. Hard butter is the devil.
   
5. I really hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?
   
6. You know that you have eaten way too much junk food when you start actually craving something healthy.
   
7. I don`t have ADHD. I have ADOLS. Attention deficit..OH LOOK! Skittles!
   
8. Do people who exercise not know about ice cream and Netflix?
   
9. I want rich people problems. Like where to land my private jet.
   
10. Next time some one does something REALLY stupid, just smack them and say, "Man, did you see the size of that bug?"
    
11. There`s a warning light on my dashboard of a vague exclamation point. It`s like when my girlfriend was mad at me and she wouldn`t say why.
    
12. There are two types of people in this world: those who know how to handle stress, and those who need bail money.
    
13. I had this awesome dream last night where Facebook went down and most of you went on a killing spree.
    
14. If you surround your house in police tape, the odds of you being robbed drops dramatically.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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