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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. Three things I’m thankful for this time of year: Family, Friends, and Caller ID to avoid family and friends
  2. Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it.
  3. My internet went down for about 5 minutes earlier....so I talked to my family.....they seem like nice people!
  4. Just vacuumed for the first time in a really long time and apparently I have hardwood floors?
  5. I can`t be trusted with your alphabet magnets.
  6. Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns ... It`s a play on words.
  7. I`m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions...
  8. Your things are terrific.
  9. My body is made up of 90% water, 5% pizza and 5% wine.
  10. You know it`s time to delete Facebook when your mom, dad, uncles, aunties, grandparents etc... is on it.
  11. People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things.
  12. I believe in equality. If we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well dammit.
  13. Guys just want a virgin porn star and girls just want a dangerous safe guy.
  14. Whoever named anteaters, solid effort right there.




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