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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. People should mute themselves on conference calls when they are crossing a battlefield and killing enemies to get to the next level.
  2. I found $80 in my jeans. The kid in me says "Buy Nerf guns and candy", but the adult in me says "Buy vodka, Nerf guns and candy".
  3. OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving today...so please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog.
  4. Please do not read this.
  5. I always advise people never to give advice.
  6. I don`t speak Spanish, but I`m pretty sure "Dora" means "annoying"
  7. I don`t care about your choice in politics, religion, or taste in music... I judge you simply based on football team preference
  8. Good things come to those who wait ... Which explains why I`m always late.
  9. Police ordered me to get out of my car `You`re staggering` said the officer .`you`re not to bad looking yourself` I replied
  10. “Hey baby, do you smell that?” “No.” “Me neither, start cooking.”
  11. 75% of men kiss their wives good bye when leaving the house. 100% kiss their house good bye when leaving their wives.
  12. I find the best way to get rid of headaches is to send them either to their rooms or outside to play.
  13. If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let’s just make patterns in their crops and leave.
  14. Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell.




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