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1. Sometimes knowing exactly where you are does not make you any less lost.
   
2. It`s really ironic that I mostly use my driver`s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
   
3. It`s never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.
   
4. I am not bossy, I just know how to do things the right way.
   
5. I do not fail, I succeed at things that do not work.
   
6. My kids wanna have a water balloon fight later, I just got done putting mine in the freezer... Wanna bet I win...
   
7. All shoes are technically buy one get one free...
   
8. God created the world in 7 days but took 9 months to create me. So clearly I’m a big deal...
   
9. If Violets were Orange, poetry would be a lot more challenging.
   
10. I wish my bladder had a snooze button.
    
11. I took part in the sun tan world championships this weekend. I got bronze.
    
12. Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
    
13. I get very competitive at "All You Can Eat Buffets."
    
14. I`ve finally stopped drinking for good ... And I`ve started drinking for evil.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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